Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Keep messaging meHi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes: 3rd Prize: Lots of love. 2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship. 1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.
Funny If you were going to die soonIf you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Funny The ‘Right to Sleep’The ‘Right to Sleep’ is part of our fundamental rights? Of course. Without it, how could we have got through school and college?
Funny If time doesn’t wait for youIf time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Funny Who has the time to put on clothesSanta: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Funny It’s difficult to understand GodIt’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
