At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?
