Black boy very romantically asked

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that majority of the men have started loving their own wives!

Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

I heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!

Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.

Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!