No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Got twins without marriageA Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’
Funny The woman who inventedThe woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.
Funny At what time did you go to bedMom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!
Funny Three dreams of a manThree dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
Funny Education is incomplete withoutEducation is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
Funny Life is a paradoxLife is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).