Why is there an ‘Eject’ button on the DVD remote? In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It’s like having a remote to open the fridge!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
