Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Where do you see MANGOESWhere do you see MANGOES? Mango tree No . .. Fruit Shop No . .. Maaza Drink No . .. Then exactly where does one sees it? A: Wherever Woman Goes, MAN GOES!
Funny Marriage is the triumphMarriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Funny I’m getting tired of writingI’m getting tired of writing Sent from my iPhone at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just . .. … …. get an iPhone!
Funny I’m astounded by peopleI’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.
Funny What happens to a lawyerQ: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Funny Which boy has the permissionQ: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.