Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny The best gifts to be givenThe best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.
Funny Alcohol contain female hormonesAlcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Funny The woman who inventedThe woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.
Funny What is old ageWhat is old age? When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons.
Funny If you love somethingIf you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, . .. … …. hunt it down, hit it with a stone and drag it back home!
Funny I have written a poem for youI’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
