When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!
An old to Doctor: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doctor: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time. Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?
