In the morning I don’t eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you, in the evening I don’t eat because I think of you, at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry
A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?