Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Every time I talk to my wifeEvery time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that… this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes!
Marriage When I’m goneHusband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!
Marriage She’s probably slightly upsetYou can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
Marriage Your wife misses you a lotYour wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!
Marriage How to create the biggest doubtHow to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!
Marriage The difference between a husbandThe difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!
