Dear Whisky, Before I started drinking, I was made to believe that you make a person funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. I was looking stupid. We need to talk!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny At what time did you go to bedMom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny We all make mistakes in our lifeWe all make mistakes in our life. But . . .. . . WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it.
Funny Whenever you have a problemWhenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.
Funny I changed husbandPreeto: Oh, wow! You have a new car, a new mansion, new clothes and new jewellery! Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No, I changed husband!
Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.