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Funny Woman with her mouth shutThe Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Funny A firefighter addressing theA firefighter addressing the High School students. Firefighter: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Students: No. Firefighter: Good!