God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you… well everybody makes mistakes.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Scientists all over the worldScientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…
Funny Woman requires only 4% talentIn order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent and the remaining is only 36-24-36
Funny Beer contains female hormonesScientists discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this, they gave 3 men 12 pints. Suddenly they talked shit, gained weight and couldn’t drive.
Funny Remember to remember meRemember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
Funny I am an ‘Alcoholic’What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!
Funny The tagline outside a photo studioAn Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
