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An idea can change your life but

An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!

When a woman says

When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.

Flirt

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss your lips, Let me feel your teeth, Let me feel your tongue, SMILE! This is your friend ‘Colgate’ reminding you to brush your teeth, Twice a day, everyday!

Missing you

Just because you miss someone

Just because you miss someone, doesn’t mean you need them back in your life. Missing is just a part of moving on.

Funny

Extremely Important News

Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.