It’s time for me to make a

When I’m alone I think of so many things to say to you, But When I get chance to tell you , I go speechless.

Hey, I just got your blood test report. you have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

I’m a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you are. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.

Be careful when a guy tells you that he loves you from the bottom of his heart. For this may mean that there’s still enough space for another girl on top.

Love is an illusion! It’s a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people. . .. … People with strong hearts believe in Flirting!

I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, But like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!