A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I will be older therefore wiserProcrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
Funny You have always been a headacheMon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, You have always been a headache!
Funny The reason women love militaryThe reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.
Funny This is an ideal spot for a picnicThis is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!
Funny People who do lots of workPeople who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.
Funny A solicitor is reading out his client’sA solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!