A computer student washing

Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness… That’s bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!

Woman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?

It’s wrong that Alcohol makes you fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes you LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!

It’s the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere. It’s called . .. … Prayer! May God bless your naughty mind!

A rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.