A man was granted 2 wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever.
Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
His drinks are with us whenever we are sad or happy. Now he needs us. Please save Mallya’s kingfisher air. Drink his liquid gold above your normal capacity.