A man was granted 2 wishes by God

When your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!

Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

How to catch squirrels? It’s simple. Just climb a tree and sit, Squirrels will come in search of you… you know Y? because They Love NUTS!

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.