A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny If you don’t do stupid thingsIf you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.
Funny My husband told meQ: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’
Funny It is easier to harass rich womenWhy are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!
Funny SUICIDE is crimeI wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC.
Funny Height of insultHeight of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.
Funny The Chinese obsession for makingThe Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.
