A man was granted 2 wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever.
Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?
Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.
Where do you see MANGOES? Mango tree No . .. Fruit Shop No . .. Maaza Drink No . .. Then exactly where does one sees it? A: Wherever Woman Goes, MAN GOES!