A motorist was helping his extremely

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.

Postman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.

Every year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!

Great Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !