A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise.
Couldn’t you have gone around me? growled the victim.
Sorry, said the motorist, sadly. I wasn’t sure whether
I had enough gasoline!
Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).
Judge to pickpocket: Didn’t you notice the wallet you pocketed was someone else’s ? Pickpocket: I did indeed, your honor! But the money looked so familiar.
