A rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Legs: To kick youEyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.
Funny Got a whole Channel onThis is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!
Funny So always Brush your TeethDream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth
Funny A history teacher and his wife wereA history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’
Funny Only two types of communicationsOnly two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.
Funny Pay attention during the applauseCan I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
