A rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Tip to reduce alcohol consumptionTip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny Got twins without marriageA Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’
Funny Behind every successful womanBehind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!
Funny The best place to breakupMcDonalds: The best place to breakup with your girlfriend. There are no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates and you can always hide behind a fat kid!
Funny Only once in your lifeOnly once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
