A rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I have started luving ‘U’I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
Funny What are NitratesIn chemistry class teacher asked a girl: what are Nitrates Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
Funny A baby fish asked her motherA baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.
Funny Just think about METhink big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!
Funny Who is more satisfiedWho is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
Funny The woman who inventedThe woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.
