A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!
Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?
Men are very kind and women not necessarily so. Proof? Most of the women don’t like to help an unknown man but all men are always ready to help any unknown woman!
An old to Doctor: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doctor: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.
An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! your kids and my kids are beating our kids.