Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friend

Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.

I said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.

If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.

Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.

God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you… well everybody makes mistakes.

In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!