Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Doctor, cut off my dog’s tail. Doctor: Why do you want to do that? Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.
A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.
