Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Girl: Which computer do you have? Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card. Boy: Which computer do you have? Girl: A pink one.
