Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’
The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.