Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like you?… Impossible Because God can’t make the same Mistake twice.
His drinks are with us whenever we are sad or happy. Now he needs us. Please save Mallya’s kingfisher air. Drink his liquid gold above your normal capacity.
Girls Psychology – Fraud with Innocent Boys, Fun with Handsome Boys, Friendship with Charming Boys, Contacts with Intelligent Boys, Flirt with Freaky Boys, Love with Faithful Boys and in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice? And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!
