Attitude of girls

A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!

Problem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.

Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!

Wish of a girl these days: I don’t want any prince charming coming on a white horse. I would rather prefer a vampire coming in a BMW!

Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!