Attitude of girls

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.

A rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’

Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water. Mom: You come and drink it yourself. Boy: Please Mom… Mom: If you repeat, I’ll slap you. Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!

Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

A study by a Canadian anthropologist demonstrated that 97 percent of women shut their eyes during a kiss but only 37 percent of men did. The late actor Anthony Quinn had an explanation, ‘Many a husband kisses with his eyes wide open. He wants to make sure his wife is not around to catch him.’