Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty ‘SMS’,
She laughs for 10 minutes,
Forwards that to her friends,
And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don’t like that kind of ‘SMS’?
A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise. Couldn’t you have gone around me? growled the victim. Sorry, said the motorist, sadly. I wasn’t sure whether I had enough gasoline!
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
You are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media
