Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty ‘SMS’,
She laughs for 10 minutes,
Forwards that to her friends,
And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don’t like that kind of ‘SMS’?
When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’
Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
