Beggar: I’m the author of a book called 150 Methods to Become Rich. Man: Then why are you begging? Beggar: This is one of the best methods!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Girl anounced her engagementGirl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Funny Black boy very romantically askedOn a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?
Funny Kindly observe silence forGood Morning… Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks
Funny You’ll live to be 80Doctor: You are in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Funny A teenage boy to his fatherA teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
