But the money looked so familiar

Superb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

It’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.

Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

Gender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.

A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary you Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000