Judge to pickpocket: Didn’t you notice the wallet you pocketed was someone else’s ? Pickpocket: I did indeed, your honor! But the money looked so familiar.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Income Tax and a Caller TuneWhat’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Funny I’m going on emotional strikeHeart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.
Funny How Sweetly I LieSo Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.
Funny A firefighter addressing theA firefighter addressing the High School students. Firefighter: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Students: No. Firefighter: Good!
Funny I and my girlfriend are having aI and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!
Funny Enter your hands in betweenFeeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!
