But the money looked so familiar

World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.

Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?

Q: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!