Judge to pickpocket: Didn’t you notice the wallet you pocketed was someone else’s ?
Pickpocket: I did indeed, your honor! But the money looked so familiar.
Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
