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Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Funny Try going out naked tomorrowBeauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
Funny When someone touches youWhen someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.
Funny This is an ideal spot for a picnicThis is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!
Funny The tagline outside a photo studioAn Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
Funny I am an ‘Alcoholic’What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!
