Difference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A newly wedded desperate soldierA newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.
Funny The first half of our lives isThe first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
Funny It’s rainingIt’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.
Funny Why do girls look beautifulWhy do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make-up? All false, girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.
Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
