You are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media
Girls Psychology – Fraud with Innocent Boys, Fun with Handsome Boys, Friendship with Charming Boys, Contacts with Intelligent Boys, Flirt with Freaky Boys, Love with Faithful Boys and in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
The boss went up to the bartender and asked, Have you been fooling around with the waitress? Oh no, sir, I sure haven’t, replied the bartender. The boss replied, Good, then you fire her!
The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice? And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!