Difference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Who is more satisfiedWho is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
Funny Men love war becauseMen love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them
Funny Telling a lie is a fault forTelling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!
Funny Big boys want Barbie girlsLife’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
Funny Life is the way how one looksLife is the way how one looks at it. When it comes to ‘livetogether’ – Couples read it as Live together, Some take it as Live to gather, And Boys conider it as Live to get her!
Funny Person tells 4 lies per dayIn this World: On an average, a person tells 4 lies per day….1460 in a year!! and the most common LIE is……… ‘I AM FINE!’