Difference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny It’s difficult to understand GodIt’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Funny Who has the time to put on clothesSanta: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Funny Written on the T-shirt of a beautifulWritten on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’
Funny Biscuit maker’s loveBiscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack
Funny Sign on a famous beauty parlourSign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
Funny A sexy woman is like a 1000A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.