Difference between Truth and Lie

It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

Written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’

Biscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack

Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.