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Funny Success is when Signature turnsFather to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.
Funny I’m getting tired of writingI’m getting tired of writing Sent from my iPhone at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just . .. … …. get an iPhone!
Funny Height of insultHeight of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.
Funny I’ll take you to an eye specialistWhen you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!
Funny If you don’t do stupid thingsIf you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.
Funny love can neither be created norLike energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.