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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.

Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

Doctor: You are in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.