What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.
Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!
Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?
Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.