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Funny Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friendAdvice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.
Funny If you don’t do stupid thingsIf you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.
Funny Just think about METhink big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!
Funny Drink and Drive should not beDrink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.
Funny Big boys want Barbie girlsLife’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
Funny Just to get away from youI would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
