Have some fun with the wrong

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

Come like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!

They say so many people die because of alcohol.. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

You are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!