Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I prefer not to thinkI prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Funny Why is your nose redTeacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!
Funny The rain makes all things beautifulThe rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?
Funny 2 friends met after a long time2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!
Funny Seeing a cockroachSeeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.
Funny For every idiotSuperb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
