Height of insult

They say so many people die because of alcohol.. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

It’s wrong that Alcohol makes you fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes you LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!

Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.

Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Father: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad. Son: Dad, I’m serious. Father: I thought you were Hungry? Son: Are you kidding me? Father: Nope, I’m Dad.

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain and you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love: spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow.

A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’