Height of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Girls are funny creaturesGirls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!
Funny 3 Apples changed the world3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.
Funny Girl’s status on FacebookGirl’s status on Facebook: ‘Feeling sad!’ 17021 comments. Boy’s status: ‘Going to commit suicide!’ 2 likes and 1 comment – Think about it dude…. Drop the plan, if you can!
Funny Acquaintance: So have you sold anythingAcquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…
Funny you weren’t made in ChinaFake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?
Funny I come up with my best jokesI come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.
