Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Gods in ITGods in IT: Brahma: System Installer, Vishnu: System Supporter, Shiva: System Programmer, Narad: Data Transferer, Yamraj: Deleter, Apsara: Virus.
Funny You love someoneYou love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
Funny If Pepsodent toothpaste killsIf Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!
Funny Important Dieting tipImportant Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!
Funny So always Brush your TeethDream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth
Funny What happens to a lawyerQ: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
