I come up with my best jokes

In this World: On an average, a person tells 4 lies per day….1460 in a year!! and the most common LIE is……… ‘I AM FINE!’

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.

A software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.

A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.