I didn’t do well in my board

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

When your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!

White paper on black money: Details are grey, May age with time to yellow, Opposition sees red, Taxpayers green with envy.

BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!

What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects