I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A student writes a letter via telegramA student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!
Funny Alcohol does not make you fatAlcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!
Funny A baby fish asked her motherA baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.
Funny God created millions of facesGod created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…
Funny News of the World will emailI’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.
Funny Try going out naked tomorrowBeauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!