I have started luving ‘U’

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.

Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?

Teacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!

Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.