How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily.
I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!
A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary you Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
