How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily.
I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
In the morning I don’t eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you, in the evening I don’t eat because I think of you, at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry
When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.
Fantastic message by a son-in-law: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I m living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement
