How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily.
I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
If I was a painter, you would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.
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