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Funny If time doesn’t wait for youIf time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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Funny I hate it when people point toI hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?
Funny She caught me kissing my wifeBoss to his Friend: The times are really bad… my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
