Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left.
Girl: Oh god, why?
Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.
