When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!
I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…
Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain and you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love: spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow.
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!
A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!