Imaginative powers of Men

BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!

If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.

1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!