Imaginative powers of Men

If you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age. The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!

How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.