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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!

In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!