It’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny Who is more satisfiedWho is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
Funny Monday went on TuesdayMonday went on Tuesday to Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…
Funny A one line advertisement by a MarriedA one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
Funny Beggar meets another beggarAt a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’
Funny Modern day break upModern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.
