Just close your eyes and think

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let’s break up now, it’s all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

This is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.

Roses are red violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel angry you will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at you.

If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.