Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open your eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny The rain makes all things beautifulThe rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?
Funny My husband told meQ: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’
Funny What would confuseWhat would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!
Funny I’ll take you to an eye specialistWhen you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!
Funny Today if anyone praises youToday if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.
Funny People started shoutingDo you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’