Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, always remember three things: I’m with you, you have money and Bar is open
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.
How to catch squirrels? It’s simple. Just climb a tree and sit, Squirrels will come in search of you… you know Y? because They Love NUTS!
A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid? You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist. That’s it. I can never remember that word.