Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).
Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.
Height of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.
Gods in IT: Brahma: System Installer, Vishnu: System Supporter, Shiva: System Programmer, Narad: Data Transferer, Yamraj: Deleter, Apsara: Virus.
Look at the world around you, you will see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table, you will see God’s providence. Look at the mirror you will see God’s sense of humor.
The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice? And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!
When you are down and no one is there, don’t think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don’t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.