Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Who has the time to put on clothesSanta: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Funny Teacher pointed at PappuTeacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.
Funny Roses are red, Violets are redRoses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh
Funny Remember to remember meRemember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
Funny Just close your eyes and thinkJust close your eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open your eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
Funny When a woman saysWhen a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.