Life is full of beautiful things

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

Teacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh

Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.

Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open your eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.