Men love war because

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?

A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.

Education is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.

When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

God created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…