Men love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at themFunny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Have some fun with the wrongLadies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
Funny You always said you’d die for meBreak-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!
Funny A management student hugged a girlA management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.
Funny Silly horror movie dialogueSilly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?
Funny I’m expensiveBoy: Are You Single? Girl: No, I’m Plural. Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday? Girl: No, I’m expensive!
Funny Don’t mix between my personalityDon’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.
