Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.
Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.
When one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!
Superb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it’s worth $58,065,210,000.
Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!
I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!