Only two types of communications

A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions). Dr: What’s your problem? Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!

Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.

American Lifestyle: Daughter: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. Dad: You naughty girl! It’s OK but don’t forget me next time!

Silly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.