An old to Doctor: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doctor: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!
Taking a cue from Idea advertisement, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!
As you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.