What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny What is the height of flirtingWhat is the height of flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
Funny Definition of LIQUIDITYWhat is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.
Funny Big boys want Barbie girlsLife’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
Funny A teenage boy to his fatherA teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
Funny Heated gold becomes ornamentsHeated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’!
Funny Height of insultHeight of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.
