Practice makes man perfect

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.

The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

It’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.

When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.

Height of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.