Start your day with a lot of SEX

Taking a cue from Idea advertisement, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.

When one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist

I saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!