Start your day with a lot of SEX

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.

Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.

Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make-up? All false, girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.